Samoan Scent

Once there was an old Samoan lady that stepped into an elevator and on her way down, it stopped and a rich Chinese lady stepped in. Then, two floors later, a rich white lady stepped in. As they were going down, the Chinese lady notices the perfume that the white lady was wearing and says to her, “Mine is Mystiq, $250 an ounce.” The white lady looked over and said “Prolong, $375 an ounce.” As the elevator came to a stop the old Samoan lady bent over, farted and said “Corn Beef, 48¢ an ounce!”


(Submitted via email by “Stephen”)