Tongan Duck

There were three men, all tongans but the diff. was is tha 2 were 18, born and raised in nz as vegeterians and the other was a refugee who loves to eat pork and ducks.


They all wanted to be soldiers so one day they went the this army reserve. They were tested for their knowledge about army situations and they got tested individually.

First up it was the 18yr old guy no.1. The trainer says,

'when u hear me say something to do, u immediately do it, do u understand???!!!'

Guy no.1: 'sir yes sir'

trainer: 'run across from left to right and aim your gun directly at the traget'

trainer: 'DUCK'

and so guy no.1 ducks.

he passes and is now a soldier.



guy no.2 takes the test and he does exactly the same as guy.no1.

so he passes and is now a soldier.



then the refugee is up for the test.

trainer: 'when i tell u somethin to do then u immediately do it, u understand???!!! '

refugee: ' Io '

trainer: ' ok, run across to the nearest safe stand and aim your gun at the target.

refugee does this perfectly.

trainer yells: ' DUCK!!! '

refugee: ' KO FE IA ??? '